I
Wanna $#&@ A Dog In The $$#
He Wants to $#&@ a dog in the $$#

I wanna $#&@ a dog
That's right kids


I
tried to $#&@ your mom in the $$#
tried to $#&@ your dad in the $$#

could only find the dog
and it's $$#


We
Wanna $#&@ a dog in the $$#
We wanna $#&@ a dog in the $$#

We wanna $#&@ a dog

I

Tried to $#&@ a $#&@in' pirate in the $$#
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to $#&@ a $#&@in' pirate

But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.
(It's a Mexican pirate)


We wanna $#&@ a dog in the $$#
We wanna $#&@ a dog in the $$#

Wanna $#&@ a $#&@in' dog

$#&@ you!