Check this poor boy out
Yeah i had nothin' to lose
Check this poor boy out

Said she repay my blues
Check this poor boy out
Danced 'round my wire wrecked my world

Check this poor boy out
Left me cryin' like a baby girl


Chorus:
The river of love flows in the wrong direction
Bit me on the $%&^ and left a nasty infection

The river of love flows in the wrong direction
God how i wish that i was never subjected
Down to the river of love it's in the wrong direction


Check this poor boy out
Yeah i fell out of my mind

Check this poor boy out
She left some luggage behind
Check this poor boy out

Lost my heart's virginity
Check this poor boy out
Almost drowned in her sea


-chorus-


You infected and subjected took away my fun
Was it concious effort man that really sucks
You put your chain around me like a dog to it's tags

Why don't somebody want me man it's such a drag

The river of love flows in the wrong direction

Bit me on the $%&^ and left a nasty infection
Infected and subjected took away my fun
Oh god how i hate that river of love


-chorus 2-


Yeah yeah yeah yeah $%&^x yeah