There is a bouncy Babe, they call her Tiddlywink
Cause all the boys flip over her down at the skating rink
Her real names' Brenda Ursula Sophia Humperdinck

But everybody calls her
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Tiddlywink, Tiddlywink

You look so pretty in pink
Tiddlywink, Tiddlywink
I don't know what to think

You'd make a prize fighter blink
Tiddlywink, Tiddlywink
Do I love her, does an actress love a mink?

Do I need her, does a pen need ink?
She flirts and she pushes you right to the brink
She'd make the devil get religion and a preacher get a drink

Do I want her, does a tee-shirt want to shrink?
Do we go together, do Titantic go with sink?
She always gets her way with just a wiggle and a wink

My aorta starts a' throbbin' like a hose with a kink