Get flashed in the face
And you're still sitting in last place
Throw a semtex on a riot shield

Run out of cover but you're not fully healed

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die


Get a battle axe to the toe
Malfunction remote while a bomb's gonna blow

Teach yourself how to snipe
Lag spike you go down from a knife swipe


Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Invite a pro player to your game

Your own hacked care package that you went to claim
Get flushed out of your safe space
The use a moving train as a hiding place


Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die


Keep a noob as a teammate
Try to defuse a bomb but you're way too late
Eat a round of friendly fire

You say you're not boosting but you're such a liar

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die


Fall off the map and see that mistakes were made
Go in a nest of enemies and forgot to reload

Stand on the edge of a track incoming
Get hit by a train cause your volume is low
Run across the tracks between platforms

It may be safe but it's quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
So many dumb ways to diiiee!