My girl's been a real !@^%
Spending her time with Theodore
Now Teddy he's my best friend but

With friends like these
Who needs enemies?
My mother she told me

You're being silly
Talking, talking crazy
Don't tell me what my problem is

Just tell me what
She's doing at his
Apartment at midnight

I didn't get an invite
Tonight on my birthday
That ain't half right

My best boy Teddy
Goddammit girl, just love me already


Can't you love, love, love me already
Love, love, love me already, baby
Won't you love, love, love me already

Love, love, love me already, baby

My father he told me

Biting and begging
That hurts your knees
You can't treat women like hotels

Why should she love you?
She knows you so well
Now I'm at a payphone

Humming so slow
To a busy tone
Now I knock on Ted's door

Keeping time with my heart beat
(He knocks on Ted's door
Keeping time with his heart beat)

Now I knock on Ted's door
Keeping time with my heart beat
The !@^% lets me in

And it looks (looks) like (like) a (a) party

Surprise, surprise it's your party, baby

I know you hate secrets but try not to hate me
Teddy and I, we kept it all on the slide
So baby don't cry

And please don't you try
So love me already
Love me already

So baby don't cry
And please don't you try
So baby don't cry

And please don't you try

So love, love, love me already

Love, love, love me already, baby
Love, love, love me already
Love, love, love me already, baby

Won't you love, love, love me already
Love, love, love me already, baby
Can't you love, love, love me already

Love, love, love me already, baby
Ready baby, ready baby, ready baby