I got no job, no college degree,
but i got yo (*##$, SUCKIN ON MY D!
my kids think I'm stupid, my wife left me,

but I got your (*##$ SUCKIN ON MY D!
Back from prison food stamps to go,
riding bare drunk in back of the po-po,


Body is rockin aint nothin be fina,
it tastes so sweet, just like aunt Jemima,



dick so big, look like the Eiffel Tower,

16 years old got that hoe in my shower,

Cruising through the hood in my Oldsmobile,

my (*##$ is better than your cuz her tits are real,
ten inch rims, better than your truck,
breaking the law man we don't give a $#&@,


!@#%s so drunk, ready to slip, getting naked for everyone to see,
riding low, $$# so big, (*##$es be suckin up and down my D,


McDonalds for dinner, I'm a real gentleman,
later on she'll be riding on my bowling pin,

we light up a joint, we be smoking all day,
my friends are all tools,
I'm on Facebook stalking pray


*break* guys I don't want to hear that obnoxious music..


Shut up! (*##$! your a dumb c*nt,
you see my D? it aint gonna suck itself...


hey that was my sister..

Party in the crib, bottoms up then ill $#&@ her,

now we're poppin bottles just like Orville Redenbacher,

Go to urban outfitters for my new Obey shirt,

got your (*##$ over here, with my fingers up her skirt,

Walking to the liquor with my pants sagging low,

I see too much of this when I'm waiting for blow,

samplin my albums this %#@! dont come free,

and i still got yo (*##$, SUCKING ON MY D!

I DJ peoples songs, and they think its all me,

but i still got yo (*##$, SUCKIN ON MY D!