She's a girl (x 2 verses)
Girl's are scary (x 2 verses)
I'm afraid to talk to girls (x 2 verses)

If I do then they will spit a toxic web at my body (x 2 verses)
I'm safe at my computer (x 2 verses)


Girl,
Amy the Girl






Breakdown:
There was this one girl named Amy,
she was mega cool,

and when I allowed her to get close enough to me,
cause I figured, you know, maybe girls ain't that bad,
she freaking stabbed me in the eye


I'm a one-eyed monster now (x 2 verses)
There are villagers outside my house (x 2)

My mother brings them lemonade (x2)
I found this thing called misogyny, it looks like my kind of thing (x 2 verses)


Amy the Girl

Breakdown:

And when I see Amy, or perhaps just girls that look like her,
I walk up, and I ask for their names,
And so far, every one that I've met is named "Holy cow, a one-eyed monster!"

And so I play for these unanimously named females in distress, a song on my guitar, and it goes a little something like this:

Oh,

I like DOTA (x 2 verses)
I like (*##$es
I like Madoka Magica (x 2 verses)

Girl,
She's a girl (x 2 verses)


And when I'm done, I look up to see the girls who look like Amy have long since gone,
And every day I think:
Curse you, Amy.

Curse you up your butt, you eye-hungry son-of-a-witch

She's a girl (x 2 verses)


Ladies and gentlemen, the villagers outside my house:
(shes a girl) (x infinite)

Amy the girl!