(feat. Big Boi, Devin The Dude)

[Chorus: Mr. Porter]

Now ever since I was a young boy
I would fall for women like you
And even now that I'm a grown man

I'm still in love with the tricks that you can do
(I still love the tricks you do)
I'm used to women think it's nasty

That's they opinion but that ain't my point of view
(That's just they opinion cause they ain't you)
Some of them need to take some lessons

And learn how to $#&@ like !@$^o (*##$es do

[Chorus]


{"Devin, the Dude.."}


[Devin the Dude:]
When I was young I was sprung off the way women used their tongue
I couldn't nut yet, but $#&@ that, it was still fun

to look... I took... vaseline
Even though it was thick and rubbed it on my dick
Now I'm grown...

... and my bone is so well-known hoes wanna get it cloned
%#@!, ain't nothin wrong with you chunkin that monkey
All up on me 'til the whole room's funky

The negative thoughts, it's time to change
%#@!, you a woman, I'm a man
It's all natural, and we're compatible

I'll bend you over, knock you down, slap that $$# a little bit
(ohh ohh) But not to hurt
Like after havin a full course meal, it's the dessert

Now lay on your stomach, put a arch in your hips
and look back so I can see all four of them lips


[Chorus: w/ ad libs]

{"Bizarre.."}


[Bizarre:]
I can on Superman drawers, I'm 6 years old

All in my room, all alone
I'm young, dumb, layin the pipe
Showtime, HBO, Friday night

Butt-naked on the couch, without no clothes
Remote control, ready to bust a load
And $#&@ Roxanne, I want Big Ann

Tight old pants, my mother's best friend
I watch all your movies and your DVD's
I heard you're comin out with !@$^o CD

I want Janet Jacme, to smack me
Take your bikini off, get on the bed and attack me
I love !@$^, but ^!$$%z be hatin

R. Kelly ain't got nothin on the %#@! I be makin (I'm 14!)
I'm a freak, I been that way since 7
Me, Big Boi and Devin; (*##$ is 11


[Chorus: w/ ad libs]


{"Big Boi, from OutKast.."}

[Big Boi:]

I like a lady, but I sure love a !@#%
The type that like to suck on my dick and let me scrub them guts
The chick that want it doggy style while playin on my nuts

And when you ain't above face shorty don't be tryin to duck, uh
True Aquarian, mean I'm freaky as to $#&@
Eat that coochie for an hour after you shower @@#! 'em up

From the power of the !@($ your legs are lockin up
Caught a cramp in your thigh, can't even pull your stockings up
But your spike leather collar plus stilletos lookin tough

Now you're passed out on your stomach, seems though you had +Enough+
like J-Lo in that movie where her husband beat her up ((*##$!)
Puss appears to be pregnant, swole and wet up

Now you need to go and get up 'fore I set up some more setup
I done caught my second wind, let's begin, lift your head up
It's the battle of the sexes, we can do this %#@! 'til breakfast
I don't want no mo' babies but I can give you a baby necklace


[Chorus: w/ ad libs]