[Verse 1: Bizarre]
"This is a bad day.."
[Random lady:]

"Mother$#&@er you need to get up and find your $$# a job,
Im sick of you just layin around all day long playin nintendo.
They dont even make nintendos no more!

Where the hell you find that %#@! at?
And I know that you can find a job, your bus pass is in your wallet I seen that %#@! yesterday, you just sit up all day long!
Lie lie lie

Eat eat eat
Drink drink drink
You dont do %#@!! Im sick of you!"

[Bizarre:]
"Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God, got my $$#cheeks stuck to a fishin rod, wheres the dogs aint no frogs, momma cookin breakfast with no (laws?)
I got my grub on, but didnt pig out, no Thanksgivin so we eatin, carry out.

This dude came through my front door, he said I wouldnt live to see 24
I gotta go cause I got on flip flops
If I sold out then my feet 'd drop.

Had to stop, at the red light, everybody laughin at my yellow dirtbike.
And everythings alright
I got a beatin from Sherry, shes a transvesdite

Callin up my homies and Im askin yall
Bring twenty, bottles of alcohol
Playin football, and Im in trouble

They gave me the ball, I fumbled
And I cant believe, my best friends gay
Today was a bad day.


[Chorus:]
"Yeah..today was $#&@ed up

hey man you gotta sing fo these ^!$$%s
Today was a bad day
Today was $#&@ed up!"


[Verse 2:]
"I bust my $$# in the shower

Got on this fresh new baby powder
Kids just today these dudes try to blast me
Saw the police, and got my $$# beat

No flexin, wooped my $$#, in the intersection, till I shoot thats the question
With the beats and, I was watchin rap city, shootin them craps, I got fifty
Shake em up [x3]

Shake em
A couple a ^!$$%s, watch me all break em
They beat my $$#, I need nine, nine eleven

They threw my $$# through this back door
They took all my cash flow
Punched me in the chest, and kicked me in the $$#hole

I just found out, my best friends gay
Today was a bad day."


[Chorus:]
"Yeah..today was all $#&@ed up
rainin an %#@!.

Today was a bad day
Rainin %#@!, yeah.
You seen that %#@! ^!$$%

Today was $#&@ed up!"

[Verse 3:]

"Left my homies house paid, picked up this chick been tryin rape since twelth grade
Its ironic,
decisions and demand

An art test fired on the fan [?]
Took a trip to Miami
Got my $$# beat at the twenty first grammys

My dick is so weak, so weak, so weak I put my own $$# to sleep
Woke up around one, didnt hesitate to say that she didnt###
Ridin down seven mile coast an, sippin on a potion, rubbin on some baby oil lotion

And nothin seems, to work out
She smacked me in the face, and mirked out
Today was like one of those bad dreams, jackin off with a bowl full of whip cream

Helicopter lookin for the murderer
Two in the mornin got the Cody allen [?] burger
Even with the lights of the good year blimp, and in red, bizarre aint %#@!

Drunk as hell, and Im throwin up
Page your cat off, so you know it aint blowin up
I found that my best friend was gay
Today was a bad day.."


[Chorus:]
"You seen that %#@! ^!$$%
Today was a bad day
Today was $#&@ed up!
Hannicap Circus, commin soon

Bizarre, HannniCap Circus
Today was a bad day mother $#&@er
$#&@ yall."