Everybody's saying
That I'm not so cool
So I'm going back to charm school

Charm school

Here in my new necktie

Feeling so refined
Working on my handshake and my smile
And though I'm always late

And I can't stand up straight
I'm sure they'll find me charming in a while


Such a dainty curtsey
Darling little child
Let me hold your hand, keep you from harm

I'm learning everyday
I practice what to say
I'm working in the mirror on my charm



Everybody's saying

That I'm not so cool
So I'm going back to charm school
Charm school


Every little lesson
Every gilded rule

I follow or forget in my own way
Those lovely afternoons
With all those forks and spoons

My charm school made me ready for today

Everybody's saying

That I'm not so cool
So I'm goingback to charm school
Charm school


So I'm going back to charm school
Charm school