It was an awful autumn night
I took my car for a ride
The speakers were pounding death and grind

I accelerate and left the cops behind
They couldn't stop me
I was going crazy fast

(ha ha ha ha ha, police police potato pig)
Tried to drive faster than the blastbeats on the stereo
(ha ha ha ha ha, faster than a maniac)

Suddenly a deer was running towards me
No time to react the hit was a fact
I stopped and got out of the car

To see if the deer was alive
The deer was not dead
It kicked me in the dead

(ha ha ha ha ha, i fell unconscious to the ground)
When i woke up
The deer and the car was gone

(ha ha ha ha ha, i am the biggest loser in the world)
I took a cab... to the town
When i arrived i saw dead people on the ground

Finally i found my car, with four dead people under it
Of course the deer was gone the police came and surrounded me
"is this your car, sir?" "yes it's my car, $$#!"

"then you're coming with us, you're going to jail!"
No!
10 years has gone

Since i went to jail
I've been gangraped every night