In the jungle, the filthy jungle
I am searching for love
I know there are a lot of ^^&$#* creatures

But i know what i want
I have been with snakes and frogs - and some monkeys too
But there was no real love - just a lot of poo

Now i've finally found a friend - damn, it took a while
She is my everything - she always makes me smile
Oh, i feel alive

With my crocodile
Yeah, i feel alive
I am a crocophile

And we never fight
We gonna have a lot of cro!@%!ids
That we gonna feed with banana skids

It's the smallest things i love the most - like her breath of the dead
And when she serves me breakfast - while i'm still in bed
When she gives me presents - like some hunters head

And when she is blushing - her chins turn red