[CHORUS]
It takes six packs a day
To see me through

Six packs a day
To see me through
I don't care if it's

R.J. Reynolds nicotine fits
Or Pabst Blue Ribbon brew
It takes six packs a day

To see me through

When I's a kid

The local folks said
I'd never make a dent
Much less amount to very much

Or be the President

Well, I never said I thought I would

Or really give a rip
As long as I could sit around
And smoke and spit and sip, and


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When I's a little older
Well, they sent me off to school
Well, I couldn't get right with it

'Cause I had things to do

Well, I thought I'd make a million

So I could pay the rent
And maybe I might run for Mayor
Or be the President, and


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Well, I ran for Mayor
And I didn't make it
And I almost pitched a fit

Then Jimmy went to D.C.
And became the President


Well, I called the boys together
Said, y'all stay in the tub
'Cause I just elected myself the Mayor

Of the Plains, Georgia social club, and

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Well, I guess you'd have to call me
A Hee Haw superstar

'Cause I hired me an agent
Who drives a great big car


Well, he's done made me famous
A lot of autographs I've signed
Even people on the C.B.

Know old Leadbelly line for line

Well, there's one thing makes me nervous

'Cause we're trying to compete
When will they change the furnaces
And use peanut oil for heat


And it takes six packs a day
To see me through

Six packs a day
To see me through


I don't care if it's
R.J. Reynolds nicotine fits
Or Pabst Blue Ribbon brew

It takes six packs a day
Six packs a day
Six packs a day

To see me through