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why wasn't she a big star?

she could have been a big star

i was washing my dirty panties the other morning, you know

getting the dried### out
i was struck by a nearly overwhelming sense
of disgust

looking down at the large dresser drawer stuffed full
i suddenly realized
this wasn't the drawer of some guy who likes to dress up just once in a while.


why wasn't she a big star?
she could have been a big star


no, this was a [email protected]$)got's drawer
only a hopeless, sissified

down-on-his knees
@@#!-in-his-mouth
[email protected]$)got transvestite

would own as many panties as I had piled up in front of me.

hey buddy, wanna $#&@ that hot chick over there?

no, but can I put on her dress and take it up the $$#?

why wasn't she a big star?

why wasn't she a big star?

it is too bad a women is involved

it would be better if
after the change they would have me either
getting $#&@ed in the $$#

or at least giving a [email protected]*!
to huge hard @@#!


why wasn't i a big star?