Today he traded his big '98 Oldsmobile
He got a heck of a deal on a new Porsche car
He ain't wearing his usual gray business suits

He's got jeans and high boots with an embroidered star

Cause today he's 40 years old, going on 20

But don't look for the gray in his hair
Cause he ain't got any
He's got a young thing beside him

That just melts in his hands
And he's middle aged crazy
Trying to prove he still can


He's got a woman he's loved for a long, long time at home
But the thrill is all gone, when they turn down the lights

And today he's 40 years old, going on 20
And don't look for the gray in his hair
Cause he ain't got any


And that young thing beside him, you know she understands
He's just middle aged crazy

Trying to prove he still can
Yes, he's middle aged crazy
Trying to prove he still can.