Lord i smoked 100 cigarettes

Waiting on your call but it ain't come yet


I'm waiting for your footsteps in my hall


And i'm watching for this ash to fall




And while i'm counting my regrets


I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes

You know how i'm feeling?





My porch light is on and i've unlocked my door

My eyes are red and my throat is sore


I check my mail and watch my phone


And i wonder when you're coming home




And while i'm counting my regrets


I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes




Yes i smoked 100 cigarettes


Waiting for your call but it ain't come yet

I'm waiting on your footsteps in my hall


And i'm watching for this ash to fall




While i'm counting my regrets


I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes




You know right about that time


My friend who mr chilly call me up at this telephone


This what he said




How much longer can i watch my own tv?


Now that i've seen how white my shirts can be

One more smoke i'll take just one more sip


Before i wipe your name right off my lips




While i'm counting my regrets


I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes




Lord i smoked 100 cigarettes


Waiting for your call but it ain't come yet

I'm still waiting on your footsteps in my hall


And i'm watching for this ash to fall



And while i'm counting my regrets


I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes

And while i'm counting my regrets


I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes



Before i see the rising sun


I believe i'll smoke 101