Have yourself a wicked hardcore christmas
You know those yankees lost
from now on the red sox are no longer cursed

Have yourself a friggin awesome christmas
I hope you totally hook up
call that broad from high school that was always drunk

once again we're livin high school days
you know those wasted days of the old
hammered friends that are wicked f**ked

they'll be pukein up on the floor
through the years we'll all be drunk in boston
doin Jager bombs

call my brother bobby so we can all get so high

have yourself a wicked pisser christmas

let's watch nanna get drunk
remember last year when she passed out in your brother's trunk
have yourself a friggin awesome christmas

come and sit right here
don't be !@$!ed let's shortgun another beer
shoppin drunk down in harvard square

or was it davis square
who cares?
fanueil hall can really suck my balls

but the rack is so queer

through the years we'll all be drunk in boston

rootin for the sox
go call my girl, i'm really way to friggin drunk
have yourself a wicked hardcore christmas

get your $$# up and cheer
sing loud boston and raise your favorite pint of beer
and let's all wish the sox another kick $$# year