It wasn't in her diary
It wasn't in her stars
She didn't hear it at the mall

It only makes things worse

Charlotte's in her icebox

Needs someone to blame
Another slice of chocolate cake
Helps to ease the pain


He used to buy her underwear
She loved to wear it too

While he would always talk so nice
But she pretended too


They saw the world together
But always in the dark
Three hours in a limousine

To find a place to park

Charlotte's in her icebox

Needs someone to blame
Another slice of chocolate cake
Helps to ease the pain


They lived a million miles apart
Between their dozen blocks

Sometimes she would call him up
But he would never talk


Charlotte's in her icebox
Needs someone to blame
Another slice of chocolate cake

Helps to ease the pain

She never saw him Sundays

He spends them with his kids
And they swore things would never change
But now she knows they did


Charlotte's in her icebox
Needs someone to blame

Another slice of chocolate cake
Helps to ease the pain