Folks, here's a story about Minnie the Moocher
She was a red hot hoochie-koocher
She was the roughest, toughest frail

But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale

Hidee hidee hidee hi

Oh oh oh oh
Hee dee hee dee hee dee hee
Yeah yeah yeah yeah


She messed around with a bloke named Smoky
She loved him though he was !@%!ey

He took her down to Chinatown
And he showed her how to kick the gong around


Hidee hidee hidee hi
Oh oh oh oh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh ho ho ho

She had a dream about the King of Sweden

He gave her things that she was needin'
He gave her a home built of gold and steel
A diamond car with platinum wheels


Hidee hidee hidee hidee hidee hidee hi
Hodee hodee hodee hodee hodee oh

Skeedle a booka diki biki skeedly beeka gookity woop
A booriki booriki booriki Hoy


He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses
She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes

She sat around and counted them all a million times

Hidee hidee hidee hi

Hooh whoaa oh oh whoa
Hidee hidee hidee hi


Poor Min, Poor Min, Poor Min