The Messiahs of the milk bar
Hellraisers to the end
Had a drop to many

In a toast to all their friends
Movie stars and writers
Are present a to z

Now these ain`t common people
They`re personalities


And they`ve all got a story
Tattle talk from Tinseltown
Some of them survivors

Others gone to ground

There`s Brendan B and Hunter T

Whats a poet got to say
Hunter`s looking for a story
About the IRA

Lenny isn`t laughing
He nearly lost his life
A transexual from the Transvaal

Slipped in as his wife

It`s a star studded scandal

So raise your glass my friend
The Messiahs of the milk bar
Hellraisers to the end


And they`ve all got a story
Tattle talk from Tinseltown

Some of them survivors
Others gone to ground


Bukowski wants to talk
But he`s had too much to drink
Threw up in the piano

`Cause he thought it was the sink
Little Richard and Sal Dali
Singing out of key

Both hallucinated
The Sandoz was for free


Osbornes at a party Colin Wilson`s on the line
Saying listen Johnny Baby
That catchphrase is mine"


Flynn and Reed in conversation
Reowned throughout the land

Used a calculator
Workout who`s the better man
Now Errols` got the looks

And Ollis` got the strenght
One is talking numbers
And the others` talking lenght


Fattys feeling frisky
Orders more champagne

Women run out screaming
"Oh no not again!"


And they`ve all got a story
Tattle talk from Tinseltown
Some of them survivors

Others gone to ground

It`s a star studded scandal

So raise your glass my friend
The Messiahs of the milk bar
Hellraisers to the end


The Messiahs of the milk bar
Hellraisers to the end