Christmas is a time, a special time of year
With peace and joy and happiness, wonderment and cheer
Opening your present underneath the tree

Spending countless hours with your family

That's why I'm drinking drinking drinking

I'm gonna drink all day
I'm coming home for christmas and my family's insane
Just got to make it through the day

And there is no other way
I'm gonna to get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas


So can't be sober when I'm over, everyone's bipolar
So cut the crap and get some Jack and put it in my soda
And make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

I'm heading home for the Holiday season

My dad has a stick up his butt for some reason
My mother and my sister, they're no longer speaking
And me, I'm drinking


Rumplemintz by the shot
Gin and tonic, yeah why not

Black and tan, that's my jam
Irish whisky I will slam
Jagermeister, Heffenreffer

Stella, Stoli and Budweiser

Santa, Santa, Santa, I got the family blues

Just fill my stocking full of vodka, any brand you choose
I need the Christmas spirit, and by spirit I mean booze
Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas
Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk?
On Christmas Day