Return of Ganesh, get em
What it is
What it does

What it is
What it isn't
Looking for a better way to rip off all the people

Instead of charging at P is MC and not making money, get up
MR equals MC
Little bit of quantity, whole lot of pricey

So much cash people think that he's crazy
Works for the pay, he's not lazy
Yup, cash, thinkin about it

This here, is his party
His workers toil day n night
And he did it his way

Monopsony
He hires less and pays them less than what is socially optimal, yes
And profits up

Let that employment rate go straight on down
Got that MRPL over marginal cost in his town
Money, deadweight loss is going up but he don't care

But, he does that to maximize his profits for himself
Crazy, on his M-O-N-O-P-O-L-I-S-T curves, makin'
Some bank past equilibrium

With the MR MC
On his way to Forbes maga-aga-aga zine and he's
Loaded, Obama ain't here

Nah he can't tell me nothing
He takes it from the people
Spread it across the company

Obama ain't here
Nah he can't tell me nothing
He takes it from the people

Spread it across the company

[Hook x2]

Can we maximize, high price low quantity
Got a monopoly, don't give him a subsidy
So he raise the price up like Obama can't stop him

Like Obama can't stop him

[Verse 2]

Now monopsony, thank you
Yeah I pay so little
Profits up, others wanna get in

But they can't 'cause there's barriers to entry
Y'all can't stop him
Go hard 'cause his profits will sustain in the long run

And he's gonna strike it rich, wallet's filled so gonna twitch, Obama can't even snitch
Naw. Profits lift off. He's gone!
Revenue nice. Price discrimination allows him to get so much cash

Charge what they're all willing to pay
Nah he never ever did it for a throne
That validation comes from giving it back to his bank account.

Sing a song and it goes like
Raise those prices, it's his industry
He came here to make bank like he's J. Rockefeller

He got the banks right behind him, if he falls, they bailout
Don't fix your mistake gain cash n money and then we keep building he said


[Hook]




*******Bhav Shop:**********
Anu, Anu, anu, bhav... [x9]


[Hook:]
I'm gonna buy a crown

Only got twenty rupees in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a deal
This is freaking hard


[Verse 1:]
Nah, walk into Ganesh shop, like "What up? I'm king bhav!"

I'm so pumped up need a crown so gimme love
MR equals MC, it's profit maximizing
That people hate, "Ay! Ain't socially optimizing."
Anu-bhav, swag king, breakin' the monopoly,
Only one firm, broke by Anu-bhav, he's the king

P equals ATC, MR equals MC
Ay, in the long run, that is equilibrium
(Bhavvvvvvvvv)
But dang, it's not ninety-nine paisa! (Bag it)
Regulate, control, 'bout to go and then incentivize

Per unit subsidy so they sell it at P equals MC
Ganesh thinks he's above the King
Marginal rev. maximizing
Savin' his money and now he's so happy 'cuz he's getting rich
I'ma take it bhav style, I'ma take it bhav style,

No for real - ask Anubhav - can he buy his regal crowns? (Dhanyavaad)
Too pricey for Bhav's royal wallet
Time to take action now Ganesh will regret it
They had an Antitrust Act, The Sherman Antitrust Act
Clayton Antitrust Act, then the FTC Act

Hello, hello, competition promote,
Monopoly ain't got nothing on his price controls, oh no
He could take some steep curves, make them nice, shift those
The monopolies would be like "Aw, here Bhav goes"

[Hook x2]


[Verse 2:]
What you know about takin' monopolists to town?
What you knowin' about wearin' a diamond studded crown?
I'm bhavin', I'm bhavin', I'm swaggin' and also thuggin'
One eyebrow that's a unibrow for you
Thank your Swag King for minimizing your social cost

'Cause now MSB is equal to MSC
He's not at parties he's working in the treasury
Working to help his kingdom and destroy all the monopolies
Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy
He'll take those expensive private airlines and regulate those companies
A subsidy so then they'll sell more passenger seats
I hit the party and they stop in that gold vehicle

They be like, "Oh, that King - that guy's so weak."
He's like, "Yo - I have the power of swag with me."
Limited supply, let's make it to a public good
Fifty dollars for energy - that's just some monopoly (stuff)
I call that getting swindled and cheated of (stuff)
I call that getting tricked by a business
But Bhav is your King

So he'll take PG&E and make electricity a public good, cha ching
Peep game, come take a look at his royal crown
Tryna get girls without swag? Man you're gonna frown
Man you're gonna frown

(King Bhav... So much swag... yeah!)


[Hook]

[Bridge:]
He wears his diamond crown
He's gonna throw it down
He's takin' greed to town
Making smiles no more frowns

He wears his diamond crown (King Bhav!)
He's gonna throw it down (now come on Bhav)
He's takin' greed to town (to town, man)
Making smiles no more frowns (let's go)

[Hook]

Is that your Swag King's crown?