Don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible

I got my own special way
But I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more


I fall out on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store


Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside

Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied


Well I don't want no Abba Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better

Suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up

Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul


(Solo)
When the weather gets rough

And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane

He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream

For a nice parfait

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus

Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me


Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside

Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied