Verse 1: I suck at making videos, I am not funny or noticed. I want to be famous like you but I, haven't had my first kiss.


Bridge: Don't you ever say, that this guy is gay, I'm trying to be cool. I can't be like that, if you're talking crap, about me at school.

Chorus: Everyday I see twerking vids! I don't know how they could do that! I think it could get my $$# fit. If I just do it, everyday. I could try everyday...


Verse 2: People like you get me noticed, my channel is good overall! I have no life so I make a parody of song Wrecking Ball.


Bridge

Chorus (2x)


Tag: Trying to be cool like you, wanting to get all the girls. But I don't want to be a douche. If I find out I'll go run and hurl. Trying to be cool like you, wanting to get all the girls, wanting to get all the girls!


Don't you ever say, that this guy is gay, I'm trying to be cool.

Chorus (2x)