BENEDICT SMITH lyrics : "A Haiku For Every Girl I've Ever Slept With"
Of an appropriate length
To describe this $#&@
2. When I handcuffed you
It was so insanely hot
I came in my jeans
3. We used to have sex
So we didn't have to talk
Now we do neither
4. We had a threesome
You, me and my depression
Depression $#&@s hard
5. I shouted my love
From the rooftops before I
Very nearly jumped
6. You didn't like me
But you did like my writing
I guess that's enough
7. Entangled, twitching
We came down as cenotaphs
Numb with limbless minds
8. Tried your fantasy
And pretended to rape you
It felt a bit forced
9. You learned of my pain
And said you'd try to fix me
That wasn't your job
10. You weren't attractive
But alcohol and codeine
Made a mess of me
11. You liked to be choked
You stuffed animals for fun
You were just my type
12. Halfway through you sobbed
Said you were touched as a child
I stopped and held you
13. 13 is bad luck
But three's a lucky number
14 would agree
14. It wasn't awkward
It was just double the fun
That's arithmetic
15. Puked everywhere
And then fell into a bush
You still wanted me
16. Our contrasting skin
Meant some passersby would stare
And we just loved it
17. You were a model
Who found me through my writing
Thank you, internet
18. We made a sex tape
I hope I find it before
My family does
19. I whipped you too hard
Inadvertently drew blood
Apologised quick
20. Cars drove by as I
Fingered you at a bus stop
(A romantic date)
21. It's strange to think it
But before you miscarried
Was I a father?
22. We both bared it all
Online for our followers
In different ways
23. ?You don't care? you said
So I pretended to cry
And then we had sex
24. You liked taking charge
And I went along with it
Out of laziness
25. I tried to whip you
Then I hit my !@*^s
It ruined the mood
26. It took twenty five
Twenty five misconnections
Before I found you
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