After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy, I'm awake

With no Bromo-Seltzer handy
I don't even shake


Men are not a new sensation
I've done pretty well I think
But this half-pint imitation

Put me on the blink

I'm wild again, beguiled again

A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I


Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep
When love came and told me, I shouldn't sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I


Lost my heart, but what of it
He is cold I agree

He can laugh, but I love it
Although the laugh's on me


I'll sing to him, each spring to him
And long, for the day when I'll cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I


He's a fool and don't I know it
But a fool can have his charms

I'm in love and don't I show it
Like a babe in arms


Love's the same old sad sensation
Lately I've not slept a wink
Since this half-pint imitation

Put me on the blink

I've sinned a lot, I'm mean a lot

But I'm like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I


I'll sing to him, each spring to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I


When he talks, he is seeking
Words to get off his chest

Horizontally speaking, he's at his very best

Vexed again, perplexed again

Thank God, I can be oversexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I


Wise at last, my eyes at last,
Are cutting you down to your size at last
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more


Burned a lot, but learned a lot
And now you are broke, so you earned a lot

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more

Couldn't eat, was dispeptic

Life was so hard to bear
Now my heart's antiseptic
Since you moved out of there


Romance, finis.
Your chance, finis.

Those ants that invaded my pants, finis.
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more