You throw me in a pan
You cook me in a can
You stretch me with your hands


You love to watch me bake
You serve me up with cake

And that's your big mistake

Your guest comes in dressed smart

You offer a la carte
You didn't have the heart


And I want a TV embrace
And I, I'm getting off your boiling plate
They swore you'd steal my steam to feed your dream

And then be gone
I wish I could say that everyone was wrong


You left me burned and seared
You left me ripped and teared
And older than my years


I should have know at first
That you would leave me hurt

You had to try dessert

No way to let off steam

Don't bother milk or cream
No way to let off steam


And I want a TV embrace
And I, I'm getting off this boiling plate
They swore you'd steal my steam to feed your dream

And then be gone
I wish I could say that everyone was wrong


It must feel good to stand above me
While I make you so proud of me
It must feel good that I'm now gone

I wish I could say that everyone was wrong
I wish everyone was wrong
I wish everyone was wrong

I wish everyone was wrong
I wish everyone was wrong
I wish everyone was wrong