i got a bad flavor
i got dirty clothes
i got a strange neighbor

who doesn't have curtains on her windows

i got a pet hedgehog

drinkin' jaeger all day
you got me crate combo and a baby on the way
but it's ok


it's gonna take a lot of time
before i can cross that finish line

and when i can't take the fall
i really wanna make that call


ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah

that's my new best friend

ann disaster's her name
we're passin' out on the carpet
and our attributes are the same


it's the slacker lifestyle
that we do so well

bills are due on monday
i'm oblivious, can't you tell


it's gonna take a lot of time
before i can cross that finish line
and when i can't take the fall

i really wanna make that call

my brain is super-fried

it involves pain to look inside

it's gonna take a lot of time

before i can cross that finish line
and when i can't take the fall
i really wanna make that call