I was walking up the lane when I see Wukong up ahead
He started nothing but a Doran's Blade
And I turn around to Froggen, shake my head, say "Oh my God -

- How many ranked games has he played?"

But he's got a fighting chance as Udyr enters Phoenix Stance

And I just Ghost to stay alive
But little did I know that in the nearby bush is Cho
And he's just waiting to tower dive


'cos there ain't no rest being Wickd
On Irelia or Elise

I got wards to buy, I got games to win
I'll just be farming in this lane for free
I won't get stunned, I won't get slowed

Though you know I wish I could
'cos there ain't no rest being Wickd
'til we end this game for good


Now only 15 minutes later, I start farming like a king
I got 212 CS

And I look around for mid and MIAs but no-one did
So I decide not to second guess
I push the lane to base, then Wukong and Vayne give chase

And I'm still wary for the clown
And I run away and live until a fatal poison shiv appears
'cos Flash was on cooldown


'cos there ain't no rest being Wickd
On Irelia or Elise

I got wards to buy, I got games to win
I'll just be farming in this lane for free
I won't feel pain, I can't camp mid

Though you know I wish I could
'cos there ain't no rest being Wickd
'til we end this game for good


YEAH


Now I'm pushing top alone because the inhib's getting low
And I'm just trying to stay awake
And I'm surging all the creeps and realise Purple Team's gone deep

So we should make a play for drake
A couple seconds later, then, I'm looking at my farm
I got 3000 gold in the bank

But I realised in the end that when a lane is too extended
That they'll send a five-man gank


'cos there ain't no rest being Wickd
On Irelia or Elise
I got wards to buy, I got games to win

I'll just be farming in this lane for free
I'll get held down, I can't go back
Though you know I wish I could

'cos there ain't no rest being Wickd
'til we end this game for good