September '75 I was 47 inches high
my mom said by Christmas I would have
a bad-ass mother G.I. Joe

for your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class
yeah, now I'm big and important

one angry dwarf and
200 solemn faces are you
if you really want to see me

check the papers and the TV
look who's telling who what to do
kiss my $$#

goodbye

don't give me that bull%#@!,

you know who I am
I'm your nightmare,
little man

Vic, you stole my lunch money,
made me cry
Jane, remember second grade?

said you couldn't stand my face
rather than kiss me you said you'd rather die


I'm big and important
one angry dwarf and
200 solemn faces are you

if you really want to see me
check the papers and the TV
look who's telling who what to do

no, kiss my $$#
goodbye


you'll be sorry one day
yes you will,
yes you will

you shouldn't push me around
'cause I will,
yes I will

you will be sorry when I'm big
yes you will,
yes you will

you will be sorry

now I'm big and important

one angry dwarf and
200 solemn faces are you
if you really want to see me

check the papers and the TV
no,
look who's telling who what to do

kiss my $$#

kiss my $$#,

kiss my $$# goodbye now
kiss my $$#,
kiss my $$# goodbye now


kiss my $$#,
kiss my $$# goodbye now

kiss my $$#,
kiss my $$# goodbye now


(look, now I'm playing you (*##$!)

(September '75 I was 47 inches high)

(September '75)
(September '75)


aah!

(I liked that one.)