(Daw, dawh, come on, sweetie,)
(Don't throw that stuff at me.)
(You're gonna break up all of our household goods.)

(Oh, now, sweetheart!)

[Chorus 1:]

((Talk back blubberin' lips,))
((Rubber legs, don't just stand there.)
Don't let her know,

She's gettin' the best of you.
(Git in there and fight, son.)
((Swollen, blubberin' lips,))

((Busted eye, don't swell closin'.)
Nose, don't let her know,
That she ((broke you in two.))

[Colder sniffs.] (Aye.)

[Verse 1:]

Ev'ry time ya hit me it hurts my feelin's.
(Ooh!) There's another one right between the eyes.
(You' big ol' swing.)

I'm beginnin' to get that reelin' feelin'.
Why don't you pick on someone your size?


[Chorus 2:]
((Talk back blubberin' lips,))
((Rubber legs, don't start runnin'.)

Don't let her know,
She's beatin' the the tar out o' you.
(Stay with it, son.)

((Swollen, blubberin' lips,))
((Busted eye, don't swell closin'.)
Nose, don't let her know,

That she ((broke you in two.))
(((Ahhh!)))


[Verse 2:]
That left hook really shook me up, big darlin'.
(You fool.)

Please help me get up offa this floor.
You say that I went out and left you.
Don't you recall you knocked me through the door?


[Chorus 1, repeated:]
((Talk back blubberin' lips,))

((Rubber legs, don't just stand there.)
Don't let her know,
She's gettin' the best of you.

[Colder sniffs.] (Ok, sweetie.)
((Swollen, blubberin' lips,))
((Busted eye, don't swell closin'.)

Nose, don't let her know,
That she ((broke you in two.))


[Outro:]
(Aw, sweetie, you been askin' for it.)
[Colder sniffs.]

(You're the swingin'est chick I ever did see.)
(I'll tell you that.)
(You and your big, beautiful biceps.)

[Fade.]
(Answer the phone, sweetie.)
(Can't ya hear not'in'?)

(OK, girl, ok, sweetheart...)