Holy mackerel there!

Hello wall. I didn't see you standin' there

Did I hurt you? Boy I sure did hit you square
Now one of us is plastered and I'll let you guess who
Just imagine bumpin' in to you


Hey wall (hello hello) why did you let them move the door
And the ceiling, why it used to be the floor

Someone came while I was out and changed you all around
Or could it be that I'm standin' upside down


That chandalier is all lit up
It just took a swing at me
And someone put the bathtub

Where the kitchen sink used to be

Hello bedsheet (hello hello) I guess I'd better lay me down

You know I can't sleep if this bed keeps spinnin' round
There's a picture on the head board, hey I've seen them folks before
Son of a gun! I'm in the house next door (hello hello)

Hello neighbor