I'm in a mess, I'm in a dress
There's nothing from here till tomorrow morning
How will I get there?

I don't do drugs
All my friends are on their holidays


I go outside, it's not so bad
I saw my friend and he couldn't believe that
The girls were holding hands

The girls are holding hands
Don't be a fool
It's 1995, the girls are just friends


They got the drugs I could use but then I don't need any
All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny

How will I get one? I don't know
How will I get one? I don't know
How will I get her to strike a pose?


It's getting cold, I'll catch the bus
I saw my friend when she's finished working

Get some fish and chips
What's on the box?
'Man about the house' with Paula Wilcox


You see the boy/girl's at the bar
Everyone thinks she's really ugly

But I shut my eyes
And the star of it is Photo Jenny