Bellamy Brothers lyrics : "Jalapenos"
All them colorful words I once used are wrong
So before we lose our free speech and our rifles
Allow me to elaborate in this song
Chorus
Life aint like a bowl of cherries,
There's too little laughter and too much sorrow.
It's more like a jar of jalapenos,
Cause what you do and say today, It don't go away and stay
It'll just come back and burn your $$# tomorrow.
I've heard them politicians empty promises.
All their views just put mine to the test
They put me down for thinkin bout girls and singin bout Jesus
Hey I'm just a heterosexual white boy Methodist
Chorus
Life aint like a bowl of cherries,
There's too little laughter and too much sorrow.
It's more like a jar of jalapenos,
Cause what you do and say today, It don't go away and stay.
It'll just come back and burn your $$# tomorrow
Now there's a complicated question
On the worlds most brilliant minds.
It's being asked by every body from Obama, to Glenn Beck.
They all want to know why there's a warning,
On them little blue pills
When there aint no such thing as being too direct,
Oh, what the heck.
Chorus
Life aint like a bowl of cherries,
There's too little laughter and too much sorrow.
It's more like a jar of jalapenos.
Cause what you do and say today, It don't go away and stay
It'll just come back and burn your $$# tomorrow.
Cause what you do and say today, It don't go away and stay
It'll just come back and burn your $$# tomorrow.
That's right, ask Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Tiger Woods and Bernie Madov.
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