On the telephone
On the message board
On the toilet wall

Telemarket poll
By sign language
By a pigeon carriage

By pressing red
Fastest thumbs in the west


We're waiting
For fun, friendship and maybe more
Fun, friendship and maybe more


I am the man down
I'm gonna lose my leg

so just gimme the whiskey and let's go

Yes I covet my neighbour's wife

And yes I covet my neighbour's goods
Don't get too close I might take a swipe
And friendly fire still burns


He said She said


This is not a good time
How about the New World Wine
Or a set of shiny steak knives

$29.95

I went for a video

I came back with a tan
I came back with a tan


Still they gazed and their wonder grew
In this world of it might just be you
Watch them slip on the hamster wheel

Tears give good TV

He said She said