Beasts of the Beyond lyrics : "Mustashed Men Are All Rapists"
I $$#umed I was about to be raped
So I said "I need an adult"
Turns out he only wanted to give me candy from his van
Facial Hair: Rapist
Shifty Eyes: Rapist
Trenchcoat: Rapist
Mustachioed Rapist
I need an adult.
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