Go to the slums of New Gloucester Maine
you'll see a ton of babies in dumpsters
The ones who survive turn out to be gay

The ones who die are the lucky ones

This $#&@ing town is gay!

($#&@ you mother$#&@er)
ain't %#@! mother$#&@er
(You ain't going nowhere)


This town is a $#&@ing !@$) machine
Overpopulating our citizens with queers

Homosexual rednecks who are just queers
Beer-gutted !@$)got homosexual grossed bearded queers.


This $#&@ing town is gay!
($#&@ you mother$#&@er)
ain't %#@! mother$#&@er

(You ain't going nowhere)