Thanks for the water
Thanks for the wine
Thanks for showin' me a real cool time

Thanks, thanks, thanks
Thanks for the whiskey
Thanks for the beers

Thanks for the heartache
Thanks for the tears
Thanks, thanks, thanks

Thanks for the !@!@&&
And the hashish too
And every other thing

I ever smoked with you
Thanks, thanks, thanks, thankyou very much
Thanks for the acid

And the ecstasy
And the methamphetamine, hoowhee!!!
Thanks, thanks, thanks

Thanks for the !@(%
And the cocaine too
And the epidural sure got me and her through

Thanks, thanks, thanks
Thanks for the water
Thanks for the wine

Thanks for showin' me a real cool time
Thanks, thanks, thanks