Put this on a Zip disk, send it to your lawyer

File me under 'Funky'





Like sipping lemonade and Arnold Palmer's

Big holiday parties like Dolly Partner


Sometime I get Pad Thai as a starter


My other order pad see yes is much darker




Adam Horovitz, I take a shvitz


I'm known for my glamor and my glitz, check it

As I bust I really must encrust


This microphone rust with diamond fairy dust




I don't wear Crocs and I don't wear sandals


The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle


Stop singing that song in the wrong key

What you looking at? Funky donkey





Funky donkey

Funky donkey





I go woo like a fire engine

Flashing lights to get your attention


Stop sweating me about the weather


Go shave a sheep and knit yourself a sweater




Don't get me heated or y'all in trouble


Bass bins booming make the dancehall bubble

Letting loose all up in the honkey tonk


With the shoopa doopa doo bedonk




Well, I was swimming in the water of the ocean


Like Dr. Jekyll with the magic potion


We're brand new, never ever the same

What's that, what's that, what's the name?





Funky donkey

Funky donkey


Funky donkey