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Beardfish lyrics : "In Real Life There Is No Algebra"

I'm waging war against me
I'm trying to free my mind, you see
I think I am quite insane

Trying to find my reptile brain
But then I'm gonna nuke it
Then I'm gonna send the mother$#&@er flying...

Byebye brain...

I looked into the eyes of an idiot

And in him I saw myself
People walking by,
Disgusted faces at a distance

They seem to think they're better,
Man you know that is a lie


But it's hard to see a peer in one with
Whom you can't identify


I gazed into the eyes of the madman
And I saw, and I saw, and I saw myself
All these little things we do, our way of life,

We're babies, repeating everything we see,
Stem-celled from TV


Looking back I wonder if it was just a huge
Lack of discipline
That stopped me from ever learning algebra

Maybe I'm just too dumb
(Monkey see, monkey do)


I've found my sole purpose
I need to evolve, and fast
When we talk, if I nod off

Smack my face, I won't be cross
Teach me as you would a
Teach me as you would a dog


Strapped to my lazy-chair
Sitting in the living room where

I watch Discovery all day long
Evolving as I sing this song:
I'm a Modern Einstein,

I'm a Modern Einstein
I'm a Modern Einstein,
I'm a Modern Einstein

I'm a Modern Einstein,
I'm a Modern Einstein

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