Solitary is fun
Really number one
Locked in a steel cell

All your life
I killed once
I killed twice

Maybe soon I'll be so nice
When they let me out on parole one more time


Locked in a steel cage at night
Like animals in the zoo
That's right

If you had
Killed you'd get
Off scott free

But you went for the money
Now you're in here


Someone that's
Innocently killed
The murderer will get out on bail

Or stay one year in jail
Maybe less
But if somebody

Holds up a bank
Or steals from the government
He might as well be dead

They'll throw away the key

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Prison isn't really bad
If you want to be a !@$)

Solitary confinement
Is the only way
You'll be by yourself

Padded wall all around
You'll get the darkness you deserve


[Chorus]