Do you have the time
To listen to me whine

About nothing and everything
All at once
I am one of those

Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it


Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?

Uh, yuh, yuh, ya




Well I went to a shrink
To !@#^yze my dreams

She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a !@^%

She said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause
It's bringing her down


Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?

Uh, yuh, yuh, ya