V1:
I meant to make you dinner but I burned the steak
So I booked a restaurant but we got there late

So we both had to settle for some curley fries
Extra value menu at least it was super sized


Chorus:
I meant to turn you on not crack you up
I wish I knew just what it took to fill your loving cup

I wanted to put my moves on ya but I'm fresh outta luck
I meant to turn you on not crack you up


V2:
I meant to light the candles when the curtains caught fire
When I tried to put it out I tripped on some speaker wire

I thought I'd make it better with a sexy dance
When I did my one two step I ripped my pants


V3:
I put my arm around you and poked you in the eye
I went in for a kiss and my bad breath made you cry

I turned down the bed and we were almost there
Until you got a glance at my ole holy underwear