I know what you're thinking
What's Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot


Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it's not a failure

'Cuz there's one thing she is not

To score a ten would be just fine

But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits me like a suit


Picture a world where all the girls and boys
Are impeccably well dressed

That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
That puppy in the double-breast


That '80s dude in mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cute

Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Wingman I can wear

They're oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
A girl with daddy issues


In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack

I want to give them a squeeze
Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please


What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.


What would you say
If you gave your suits away

In return you'd never grow old? Suits.

What would you pick

One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.


What if world peace
Were within your reach... Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your $$#.


Two... Three... Four!

Girls will go and girls will come

But there's only one absolute
Every brother on the go needs to know
That there's no accepted substitute


I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends

Send casual Friday down the laundry chute

'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute

Like a... wait for it...
Suit!