I was driving east from reno
Know that I was denver bound
So I stopped off in selena

Wanted to take a look around
I had zachary sitting next to me in the driver seat
Said damn this world is beat

Pull off here
He said no man this place here looks sketchy


This place was cool it was called cheetahs
They had bushnells they had brauts
Served me nachos with velveeta

How can I tell you man I was shocked
Give a little stretch and turned to survey around the room
Hey bartender how about round three haha

This ones on me

I had to adjust my eyes in the dim light

And I turned to my surprise this straight redneck looking girl said
Hey man do you mind if I sit here
Well I said hell no take off a load

She had blue jeans cut so damn low
Zach said hey she's yours josho
I said darling how long have you lived here

Ah shucks

When I looked across the bar

Seen fellas not feeling so right
Figured she probably slept with most guys in this dive
That don't matter it's just one night

Then I said whoa when she asked me to dance
And she smiled so devishly
I only said yes cause the jukebox was playing Hank Green


We were moving for a little bit
The next song was sung by travis tritt

And I said %#@! man alright that's it
It's time for another drink
What do you think darling

Sure
Alright
Serve em up son


Well the night was getting spendy
Already 75 dollars deep

She said excuse me baby I gotta go to the restroom
I'll meet you back at the bar
And I thought well %#@! man I gotta go to

But I didn't know she wasn't a lady
I didn't know she was a man
I didn't know until she was standing just like I was in the can

But I should have known
Hey dog
Ya beto

Lets roll