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BARENAKED LADIES lyrics : "If I Had A Million Dollars"

[Verse 1]
Singer 1: If I had a million dollars
Singer 2: If I had a million dollars

1: Well I'd buy you a house
2: I would buy you a house
1: And if I had a million dollars

2: If I had a million dollars
1: Buy you furniture for your house
2: Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman

1: And if I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars
1: Well I'd buy you a K-car

2: A nice reliant automobile

1: And If I had a million dollars

Both: I'd buy your loooooooooooooooove

Both: If I had a million dollars

2: I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Both: If I had a million dollars
2: You could help it wouldn't be that hard

Both: If I had a million dollars
2: Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere


[Spoken]
1: Or maybe we could just go up there and hang out
2: Like open the fridge and stuff

2: And there are already foods layed out for us with little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
1: MMM
2: They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon

1: Well can you blame them?
2: Oh yeah


[Verse 2]
1: If I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars

1: Well I'd buy you a fur coat
2: But not a real fur coat that's cruel
1: And if I had a million dollars

2: If I had a million dollars
1: Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
2: Yep! Like a llama or an emu

1: And if I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars
1: Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains

2: Oooh all them crazy elephant bones

1: And If I had a million dollars

Both: I'd buy your loooooooooooooooove

Both: If I had a million dollars

2: We wouldn't have to walk to the store
Both: If I had a million dollars
2: No we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

Both: If I had a million dollars
2: We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner


[Spoken]
1: But we would eat Kraft dinner
2: Of course we would, we'd just eat more

2: And buy really expensive ketchups with it
1: That's right all the fanciest ketchu- Dijon ketchups
1: MMM

2: MHM

[Verse 3]

1: If I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars
1: Well I'd buy you a green dress

2: But not a real green dress that's cruel
1: And if I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars

1: Well I'd buy you some art
2: A Picasso or a Garfunkel
1: And if I had a million dollars

2: If I had a million dollars
1: Well I'd buy you a monkey
2: Haven't you always wanted a monkey!

1: And if I had a million dollars

Both: I'd buy your loooooooooooooooove

Group of Singers (GOS): If I had a million dollars
2: If I had a million dollars
GOS: If I had a million dollars

2: If I had a million dollars
GOS: If I had a million do-o-o-o-lla-a-ars

1 & 2: I'd be rich

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