I woke up this morning and everything was different
Something was strange in the air
I woke up this morning and everything was different

I knew that the ninjas had been there

I looked all around my bedroom, underneath the dresser

Behind the bed, but nothing could be found
There was nothing left behind them, nowhere that I could find them
No fingerprints or crumbs on the ground


The ninjas are deadly and silent
They're also unspeakably violent

They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please
And sometimes they vacation in Ireland


The ninjas are deadly and silent
They're also unspeakably violent
They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please

And if you tear off their masks they'll be smiling