Wiped out down the stairs
I'll bet you there's a song in there

I'm not sure I'm prepared to write it down
That guy should be me
I'd look much better on t.v.

Then the world would see
That I can do anything


I can be that
But soon you'll see that
I will never do anything


Let's play tic tac toe
I'll play X, you can be the O.

Thoughts of turning pro
Have crossed my mind
I could make a mint

Fill my pockets with more than lint
I'll give you a hint
It involves the "internet"


I can be that
But soon you'll see that

I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you'll see that

I will never do anything

Don't write me off as an also ran

Just mark me down as an angry man
Got a big chip, you want a fat lip?
How 'bout a mouthful of Chiclets?

Life passed me by, but it's not my fault
I'll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt?
I can be that, but soon you'll see that

I will never do anything

If I were the king

All my subjects they would dance and sing
They could kiss my ring
And kiss my $$#

When I'm old and grey
I'll look back on my life and say
"Give me one more day,

And I'll still never do anything."

I can be that

but soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that

But soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that

But soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that

But soon you'll see that
I will never do anything