Don't call me a zero
I'm gonna be a hero

Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys

I'll be incorporated

And I'll be imitated
And overrated, but that doesn't bother me


All the jaws will drop
And all the girls will scream
And there will be commotion when I show up on the scene


All that you will see is a celebrity [x2]


When I'm riding in my limo
I won't look out the window
Might make me homesick for humanity


There's nowhere that I can't go
And there's nobody I don't know

And there's an emptiness that's eating me

All the clocks will stop

And all the jeans will cream
It has always been my one and only dream


All that's left of me is my celebrity [x2]

Leave your heart

Lay down your art
You're here for the party
Smile and wave

Try to behave
Be happy that they've made you a celebrity


I could disappear into the great unknown
And it would wear my face as if it were its own


And all that you will see is a celebrity
All that's left of me is my celebrity
I will get in first and I will get in free

All that's left of me is my celebrity