Ow, hi, do you have a cold?
Uh, no man, I just suffer from


Allergies, allergies
Allergies, allergies


Allergic to cats, allergic to bees
Allergic to dust, allergic to trees
Allergic to mold, allergic to weeds


My little brother is allergic to meat
My friends' mother is allergic to wheat

Allergic to meat?
Allergic to wheat?
Gotta be tricky finding something to eat


Allergies, allergies
Allergies, allergies


Allergic to dogs, allergic to frogs
Allergic to nuts, I hate the guts

Allergic to smoke, it makes me choke
Allergic to shrimp, I'll blow up like a blimp


I get all itchy, and I start to wheeze
Even if I see a slice of cheese
A slice of cheese? I stat to wheeze

Hang on fellas I'm about to sneeze
Aaa, aaa, aaa, achoo!


Allergies, allergies
Allergies, allergies


Allergic to dogs, allergic to frogs
Allergic to eggs, allergic to legs
Allergic to heads, allergic to beds

Allergic to bark, it makes me snark

Allergic to face, allergic to bass

Allergic to guitars, allergic to the stars
Allergic to you, allergic to me
Allergic to birds, allergic to bees